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"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

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MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“Even snakes are afraid of snakes.”

Steven Wright

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

“If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before”

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

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