Get Started

"You know why birds fly upside down over here? Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on."

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY Ted Lasso

“Takin' on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse.”

Ted Lasso

“It's just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose han...”

“This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I'd hate to see you and M...”

“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wan't to hear it.”

FEATURED QUOTES

“The reward of our work is not what we get, but what we become.”

“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”

“I like the challenge of trying different things and wondering whether it’s going to work...”

“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”

“I think a role model is a mentor – someone you see on a daily basis, and you learn from them.”

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”

“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”

“You pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too. That’s a part of it.”

“Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair.”

“At sometime in our lives a devil dwells within us, causes heartbreaks, confusion and troub...”