Douglas adams Quotes

"I love deadlines I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by"

"The Electric Monk was a labor-saving device, like a dishwasher."

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

"Time is an illusion Lunchtime doubly so"

"Don't Panic"

"You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die from asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons."

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42"

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't fly"

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"In the beginning the Universe was created This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move"

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

"The story so far In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."