Infidelity Quotes

"For a woman to cheat on you, it’s not that she’s fallen in love with another man, she’s just definitely not in love with you"

"Adultery is the application of democracy to love."

"A man is only as faithful as his options"

"I liked peanut butter. Peanut butter never got another woman pregnant. Peanut butter never made me cry. Nobody cared if you were photographed in a club with a jar of Jif"

"There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded"