Chris Rock Quotes

Biography: Chris Rock is known for being a pioneering stand-up comedian, actor, a... more Biography: Chris Rock is known for being a pioneering stand-up comedian, actor, and filmmaker. Rising to fame with his keen social commentary and sharp wit, he gained prominence on "Saturday Night Live" in the early '90s. Rock's celebrated work includes comedy specials like "Bring the Pain" and films like "Top Five." less

"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars""Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do""A man is only as faithful as his options""I used to say drugs and alcohol were bad. Now, I think they’re necessary to cope with life in America""I'll take someone with a passion for anything over someone with talent for everything any day""I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier""You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon""Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time""I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot""You don't pay taxes, they take taxes""Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing""Always be yourself and try not to take anything personally""You know you are rich when you don't have to check the price on anything""Life is not fair get used to it""If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty""I used to have horrible cars because I never had money""There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments""Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options""You can only offend me if you mean something to me"

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