Life advice Quotes

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house" "Living in a dream of the future is considered a waste of time. You have to live in the present and let the future take care of itself" "Never have more children than you have car windows." "To every problem there is a most simple solution" "Hang on to your youthful enthusiasms -- you'll be able to use them better when you're older " "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." "Always follow your own path and trust your instincts" "If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot" "It’s never too late to become who you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over." "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose" "Live your life, do your work, then take your hat" "The world tells you to pursue success as if it is the key to happiness. The key to true, lasting happiness is to pursue wisdom" "Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean" "It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have everything one wants " "If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up"