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Mark twain Quotes

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter"

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand"

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."

"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."

"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends will call it"

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained"

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die"

"Classic: a book which people praise and don't read."

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter"

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