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Wordplay Quotes

"I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add"

"I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time."

"If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer"

"I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous"

"I'm too good for my own good, I won't leak the album, I'll let it spill"

"Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana"

"The crown ain't safe, I'm still around like a donut"

"Sicker than your average, Poppa twist cabbage"

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