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"Yesterday I was a dog Today I'm a dog Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement"

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“ God in His wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why”

Bil Keane

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“Time goes by, hearts wear out, but high heels still put you in control”

“Family is a circus without the tent”

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“Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.”

“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”

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“Men are Moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.”

“Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles”

“Intuition is really a sudden immersion of the soul into the universal current of life.”

“Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”

“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself”

“I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart.”