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"The reason I don’t spend much time planning or worrying is because it's like trying to kill a fly with a sledgehammer."

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“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”

George Carlin

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“Success is not the absence of failure, but the willingness to persevere in spite of it.”

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“Doing what you love is freedom. Loving what you do is happiness”

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”