Jerry Seinfeld Quote

Get Started

"令人惊讶的是，每天发生在世界上的新闻量总是正好适合报纸。"

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY Jerry Seinfeld

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on t...”

Jerry Seinfeld

“Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.”

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

“A secret is something you tell one person at a time”

FEATURED QUOTES

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead ...”

“You learn more in failure than you ever do in success”

“The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind”

“If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians”

“A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last.”

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”

“The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what...”

“A friend to all is a friend to none.”

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”

“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the res...”