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"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."

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MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”

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“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

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“The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them.”

“You can overcome anything, if and only if you love something enough”

“Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?”

“What you seek is seeking you”

“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

“The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me”

“The best way out is always through.”

“The root of suffering is attachment.”

“Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.”

“Honesty is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from cheap people”