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"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."

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MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

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“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met”

“The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”

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“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”

“You never fail until you stop trying.”

“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection”

“Goals on the road to achievement cannot be achieved without discipline and consistency.”

“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”

“If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians”

“Everything alters me, but nothing changes me.”

“The future starts today, not tomorrow”

“All you have to do is pay attention: lessons always arrive when you are ready.”

“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”