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Wit Quotes

"Anyone can rat, but it takes a certain amount of ingenuity to re-rat."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"I drink to make other people more interesting"

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

"The victory of wit over philosophy always comes down to the victory of meaning over fact. "

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."

"Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling"

"He is a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom."

"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."

"A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use."

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

"Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect"

"Funny people say funny stuff off the clock."

"I think the biggest thing that comedy needs to be is fearless."

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

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