“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time”
“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”
“Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.”
“Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.”
“Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”
“I think it is possible for ordinary people to choose to be extraordinary.”
“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”
“Life is a series of commas, not periods.”
“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to...”
“A friend to all is a friend to none.”
“Sometimes you just have to ask yourself 'Am I having fun?'”
“You have to work hard in the dark to shine in the light.”
