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"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow."

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MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

Steven Wright

“Half the people you know are below average.”

“I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add”

“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.”

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