“Inappropriate humor belongs in the home, behind closed doors.”
“Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?”
“I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. ”
“Enjoy the little fun things—like taking your kids to school—before they're all grown up”
“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”
“If his forces are united, separate them.”
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
“Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.”
“Neurosis is the result of a conflict between the ego and its id.”
“His hands can’t hit what his eyes can't see.”
“All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
