“I think when you have to do 20 takes for a scene, it gets a little gratuitous there.”
“I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work”
“I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!”
“I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. ”
“Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful”
“His hands can’t hit what his eyes can't see.”
“Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.”
“I think that's the single best piece of advice: Constantly think about how you could be do...”
“One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.”
“Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action comes, stop thinking and go in.”
“You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.”
“No runner ever won a race buy looking over his should and demeaning the competition.”
“Think big when you set your goals. Dare to think big and then set a series of smaller goal...”
“There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that wor...”
