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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

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“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”

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“I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”

“I'm not a hypochondriac, I'm an alarmist.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.”

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