Drinking Quotes

"I drink to make other people more interesting"

"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink because when they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day"

"There are more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we’d better have another round"

"Everything's better with some wine in the belly"

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"The party is never as fun, and the hangover is always much worse."

"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."

"I'd hate to be an alcoholic, because alcoholics want to be able to drink as much as they want and not have it affect their life. I just don't see how you could drink while working at the post office"

"It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy."