"我不是英雄我是一个高效的工具包却有一颗金子般的心"
“I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning tool bag with a heart of gold”
“Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls.”
“Time to make the chimi-f***ing-changas”
“I forgive you for making me drop everytyhing in my washing machine”
“Wear your ego like a loose fitting garment.”
“I think that's the single best piece of advice: Constantly think about how you could be do...”
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”
“The greatest lessons in life are often learned through failure. Embrace it, learn from it,...”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”