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Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) was an American humorist best known for her syndicated newspaper column "At Wit's End," which ran from 1965 until her death in 1996. Her column, appearing in over 900 newspapers, humorously chronicled the everyday life of a suburban housewife. Born on February 21, 1927, in Bellbrook, Ohio, Bombeck also published fifteen books, many of which became bestsellers. more Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) was an American humorist best known for her syndicated newspaper column "At Wit's End," which ran from 1965 until her death in 1996. Her column, appearing in over 900 newspapers, humorously chronicled the everyday life of a suburban housewife. Born on February 21, 1927, in Bellbrook, Ohio, Bombeck also published fifteen books, many of which became bestsellers. Notable works include "The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank" (1976) and "If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" (1978). In 1985, she received the American Academy of Humor's Lifetime Achievement Award. Bombeck's writing resonated with millions, capturing the essence of family life with wit and poignancy. less

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"Never have more children than you have car windows."
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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
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"The grass is always greener over the septic tank."
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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
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"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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"Housework, if you do it right, will kill you."
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"All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them."
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