"笑いと痛み、コメディと悲劇、ユーモアと傷つけの間には細い線があります"
“Graduation day is tough for adults. They go t ”
“The grass is always greener over the septic tank.”
“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We re...”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“Be where your enemy is not.”
“Don’t be afraid to be ambitious about your goals. Hard work never stops. Neither should ...”
“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.”
“There's two buttons I never like to hit: that's panic and snooze.”
“Your mind must be stronger than your feelings”
“Begin by seizing something which your opponent holds dear; then he will be amenable to your will.”
“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”
“When someone leaves, it’s because someone else is about to arrive.”
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, no...”
“You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.”