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Comedy Quotes
"I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it's all part of growing up."
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Ted Lasso
"Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."
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Muhammad Ali
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world."
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Muhammad Ali
"My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too."
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Dwayne Johnson
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
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Robin Williams
"My comedy is different every time I do it. I just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks."
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Adam Sandler
"The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life."
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Oscar Wilde
"There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend."
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Jack Nicholson
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot"
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Charlie Chaplin
"The thing about comedy is that if you bring me to a festival, I’ll definitely kill, but if it’s just regular folks, then you’ve got something worth talking about"
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Eddie Murphy
"The key to sitcom success is miserable people."
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Matthew Perry
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"
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Groucho Marx
"Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny."
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Stephen Hawking
"Gooooood morning, Vietnam!"
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Robin Williams
"In the end, everything is a gag"
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Charlie Chaplin
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