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Comedy Quotes

"I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it's all part of growing up."
Ted Lasso
"Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."
Muhammad Ali
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world."
Muhammad Ali
"My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too."
Dwayne Johnson
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Robin Williams
"My comedy is different every time I do it. I just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks."
Adam Sandler
"The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life."
Oscar Wilde
"There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend."
Jack Nicholson
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot"
Charlie Chaplin
"The thing about comedy is that if you bring me to a festival, I’ll definitely kill, but if it’s just regular folks, then you’ve got something worth talking about"
Eddie Murphy
"The key to sitcom success is miserable people."
Matthew Perry
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"
Groucho Marx
"Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny."
Stephen Hawking
"Gooooood morning, Vietnam!"
Robin Williams
"In the end, everything is a gag"
Charlie Chaplin
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