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Comedy Quotes

"There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend."

"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it"

"Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing"

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world."

"I don't think comedians make an impact; I think they're a reflection of what's happening."

"A banana peel is not funny when you are the one slipping on it"

"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."

"Funny people say funny stuff off the clock."

"I think the biggest thing that comedy needs to be is fearless."

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot"

"The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it."

"You can't just take something, put it in a different context and expect it to be funny"

"The key to sitcom success is miserable people."

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."

"Oh, hello, I know right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?"

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