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"The planet is fine. The people are screwed"

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MORE QUOTES BY George Carlin

“As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything”

George Carlin

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

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“A joke is a very serious thing”

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