“Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock a...”
“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Profess...”
“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important ”
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with ...”
“We innovate by starting with the customer and working backwards. That becomes the touchsto...”
“The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory”
“One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve alwa...”
“You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.”
“Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not ...”
“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”
“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible”
“You need to fail in order to find the right solution”
“The old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost”