“I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
“Somewhere in the world is a doctor who no longer wants to practice medicine, yet still kee...”
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping ...”
“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”
“Expect the unexpected. And whenever possible, be the unexpected”
“Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.”
“It's easy to stand in the crowd but it takes courage to stand alone.”
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people”
“When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.”
“Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the obstacles you overcome.”
“I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what...”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”