“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately”
“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it”
“When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happ...”
“The status quo sucks”
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.”
“When you repeat a mistake, it is not a mistake anymore: it is a decision.”
“Your ability to communicate is an important tool in your pursuit of your goals, whether it...”
“You never fail until you stop trying.”
“I'm living proof that dreams do come true.”
“You can't force your will on people. If you want them to act differently, you need to insp...”
“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
