"El hombre promedio está más interesado en una mujer que está interesada en él que en una mujer con piernas bonitas"

“Criticism is prejudice made plausible”

“We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine”

“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it”

“A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar”

“It ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward”

“Everyone is jealous of what you got, but no one is jealous of how you got it”

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”

“Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.”

“Friends congratulate me after a quarterly-earnings announcement and say, 'Good job, great ...”

“I say luck is when an opportunity comes along and you're prepared for it.”

“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I...”

“Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.”

“Stay true to the mission and remember to keep forging ahead”

“Life is a series of commas, not periods.”

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'”

“These pains you feel are messengers. Listen to them”