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Dating Quotes

"A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone."

"There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend."

"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain"

"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things"

"I'm attracted to guys who are really confident and make conversation"

"Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy"

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have dinner with."

"The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs"

"I would never go out with someone who was embarrassed of me."

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"

"Most people who doubt they'll ever meet the right person are so hung up on looking for something specific."

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too."

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty"