"男はいつも自慢できる相手を探している 女性はいつも頭を乗せる肩を探している"

“The average man never really thinks from end to end”

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married”

“Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents”

“Progress is the process whereby the human race is getting rid of whiskers, the vermiform a...”

“Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, “Awe s...”

“In the old world, you devoted 30% of your time to building a great service and 70% of your...”

“Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.”

“The greatest victories are not those won on the court, but those won within ourselves.”

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”

“I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re...”

“To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”

“Successful people are those with successful habits”

“It always seems impossible until it's done.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it”

“The best way of learning about anything is by doing.”