“Being a comedian is the closest thing to being a rock star.”
“I have found that the best way to move quickly is to follow directives and take chances.”
“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on t...”
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exact...”
“Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most ...”
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”
“Wanting something is not enough. You must hunger for it. Your motivation must be absolutel...”
“You never fail until you stop trying.”
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
“Nobody should pin their hopes on a miracle.”
“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere”
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.”
