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MORE QUOTES BY Larry David

“I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors—the thieves don't impose. Thieves just ...”

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“It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”

“Anyone who is elected mayor of a city has a few screws loose.”

“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”

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“The greatest victories are not those won on the court, but those won within ourselves.”

“Vision, guts and enthusiasm. Three qualities I feel you always gotta have to have a shot at success.”

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“In this life, it’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve—it’s what you take!”

“Knowledge is the antidote to fear”