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Larry David, born July 2, 1947, in Brooklyn, New York, is a celebrated comedian, writer, and actor. He co-created the iconic television series "Seinfeld" (1989–1998) alongside Jerry Seinfeld, which became a cornerstone of American sitcoms. David also created and starred in HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (2000–present), where he plays a fictionalized version of himself. more Larry David, born July 2, 1947, in Brooklyn, New York, is a celebrated comedian, writer, and actor. He co-created the iconic television series "Seinfeld" (1989–1998) alongside Jerry Seinfeld, which became a cornerstone of American sitcoms. David also created and starred in HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (2000–present), where he plays a fictionalized version of himself. His work on "Seinfeld" earned him two Primetime Emmy Awards in 1993, one for Outstanding Comedy Series and another for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Writing in a Comedy Series. David's sharp wit and unique comedic style have profoundly shaped modern television comedy. less

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"It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction."
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"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."
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"Anyone who is elected mayor of a city has a few screws loose."
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"I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk."
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"I'm not trying to represent another person. I'm OK with people recognizing my work as writer and creator. I'm better off suited by being myself."
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"An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole."
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"I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with"
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"I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors—the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things; neighbors want your time"
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"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom"
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"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man—there's your diamond in the rough"
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"Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy"
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"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied"
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"A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone."
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