“The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired”
“I live to laugh, and I laugh to live”
“Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases”
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong”
“If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die”
“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”
“Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.”
“Every failed experiment is one step closer to success.”
“No one can continually insult you or hurt your feelings without your permission.”
“Most large organizations embrace the idea of invention, but are not willing to suffer the ...”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”
“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first ...”
“The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious”
