“Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases”
“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think”
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours”
“A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper”
“Don’t waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come.”
“When anger rises, think of the consequences.”
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove...”
“Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the obstacles you overcome.”
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 1...”
“In the small matters trust the mind, in the large ones the heart.”
“The minute you learn to love yourself, you won't want to be anyone else”
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
“Honesty is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from cheap people”
“Let your actions do your talking for you.”
