“Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a f...”
“My humor is pain in disguise. We laugh to hide the pain.”
“I think the biggest thing that comedy needs to be is fearless.”
“I don't think people understand how much work goes into making somebody who looks like it'...”
“Whenever you want to achieve something, keep your eyes open, concentrate, and make sure yo...”
“I start early, and I stay late, day after day, year after year, it took me 17 years and 11...”
“Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.”
“You have to believe in the long-term plan you have but you need the short-term goals to mo...”
“Failure and invention are inseparable twins. To invent you have to experiment, and if you ...”
“You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you”
“We are stubborn on vision. We are flexible on details.”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“The secret of life is to fall seven times and to get up eight.”
