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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

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MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“Even snakes are afraid of snakes.”

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“If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer”

“I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific”

“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”

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“If you've got an idea, start today. There's no better time than now to get going”

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“Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching”

“The moment you give up is the moment you let someone else win.”

“Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.”

“No one can continually insult you or hurt your feelings without your permission.”

“The best way out is always through.”

“You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant”

“Success at anything will always come down to this: focus and effort. And we control both.”