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MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

Steven Wright

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.”

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