Steven Wright Quote

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""当我还是个孩子时，我的祖母有一个巨大的线轴，我们打算把它从她的窗户扯得很远很远，你知道的，然后放开并在末端放一张便条。现在我被一个永远用不完的线轴困住了。""

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