"不適切なユーモアは家庭で閉ざされた扉の後ろで行なうべきだ。"
“I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!”
“I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work”
“I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I don’t take myself too seriously. Everything I learned I...”
“No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there eve...”
“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”
“I know this world is cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding”
“Friends congratulate me after a quarterly-earnings announcement and say, 'Good job, great ...”
“The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”
“You are what you believe yourself to be.”
“The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”
“If you're not flexible, you'll pound your head against the wall and you won't see a differ...”
“If you don't program yourself, life will program you.”
“I didn't come this far to only come this far, so we've still got further to go”