"不适当的幽默只应在家中,在关起门来时进行。"
“Sometimes you just have to ask yourself 'Am I having fun?'”
“I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!”
“I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work”
“I just fell in love with this notion of being able to reinvent myself, morph and change.”
“All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking”
“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”
“The more you learn, the more you earn”
“Habit is the best of all servants, or the worst of all masters.”
“There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not yet learned how to win.”
“When [competitors are] in the shower in the morning, they're thinking about how they're go...”
“When you walk up to opportunities door, don’t knock it… Kick that b*tch in, smile and ...”
“Do not go gentle — cause that rent is always due.”
“Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress.”
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”