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Advice Quotes

"Never tell your enemy he is doing the wrong thing."

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."

"If you hate your parents, the man, or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree"

"Never ask a barber if you need a haircut"

"Never Outshine the Master."

"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it"

"Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it."

"Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood"

"To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: What could I do? What could I read? Who could I ask?"

"The wise speak only of what they know."

"Never laugh at live dragons"

"He that won't be counseled can't be helped."

"The very important thing you should have is patience."

"Follow your instincts. That is where true wisdom manifests itself."

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

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