Cynicism Quotes

"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it"

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty"

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house"

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

"If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out?"