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Cynicism Quotes

"A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar"

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"

"Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem"

"Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you"

"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it"

"Reality continues to ruin my life"

"What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?"

"I trust no one, not even myself. "

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."

"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider. That's scary."

"No good deed goes unpunished."

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"There is nothing so pitiful as a young cynic."

"I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irrevocably cynical."

"People are always shouting they want to create a better future. It's not true. The future is an apathetic void of no interest to anyone"

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