Dark humor Quotes

"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."

"Even as a junkie I stayed true to my code – and this certainly wouldn’t have been a problem: I’d have taken a baby held it aloft and said ‘This baby has been sent to earth to destroy all babies’ and let it go back to its mother "

"It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them"

"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring"

"Join the Army, meet interesting people - then kill them."

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes"