Dark Humor Quotes

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes" "Join the Army, meet interesting people - then kill them." "I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to f*** up worse guys." "I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it. I say, Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I’ll be ready." "Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean." "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin"