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Dogs Quotes

"The more I see of men, the better I like my dog"

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?"

"He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas"

"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell"

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog"

"Gratitude is an illness suffered by dogs. "

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog"

"If a man lets all of my dogs lick his face, then you know he can be trusted."

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon"

"It is nought good a sleping hound to wake"

"You think those dogs will not be in heaven I tell you they will be there long before any of us"

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts."

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."

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