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Exaggeration Quotes

"Exaggerate the essential, leave the obvious vague."

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

"People will insist on treating the mons veneris as though it were Mount Everest."

"We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren’t really getting hit at all and are just flailing around like a fish out of water."

"I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!"

"Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper"

"I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty"