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Groucho marx Quotes

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"

"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."