Lawyer Quotes

"If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging the tunnel."

"The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness the theologian all the stupidity"

"A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief"

"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five"

"I've never wanted fame. I've never had big dreams of being a star. Growing up, I always thought I'd be a lawyer or a doctor because that seemed like the normal thing to do."

"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect"