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"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five"

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MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“Half the people you know are below average.”

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“I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.”

“Even snakes are afraid of snakes.”

“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

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“Dedication makes dreams come true.”

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“Difficulties break some men but make others”

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“Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough”