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Life observations Quotes
"You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 10-second memory."
"Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry."
"Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."
