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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

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“I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor”

Bill Watterson

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“Dedication makes dreams come true.”

“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow is our doubts of today.”

“Sometimes in life, you gotta step up and face your fears head-on”

“When it is dark enough, you can see the stars”

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light”

“Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, “Awe s...”

“Do not go gentle — cause that rent is always due.”

“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”

“I think that's the single best piece of advice: Constantly think about how you could be do...”

“To sit on an idea or fail to act on a goal is not really goal-setting, but wishful thinking.”