“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even ...”
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth”
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”
“I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways ...”
“It is easy to love your friend, but sometimes the hardest lesson to learn is to love your enemy.”
“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”
“We innovate by starting with the customer and working backwards. That becomes the touchsto...”
“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”
“The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what...”
“If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians”
“The path to growth lies in facing challenges, not avoiding them”
“Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.”
